#14: The Impossible-to-Win Holiday Greeting
This comic nails the chaos of trying to say anything in December without accidentally starting a debate. One character opens with a cheerful “Merry Christmas,” only to be told it’s not inclusive enough. So he pivots to “Happy Holidays,” which immediately offends someone else for being too generic. There’s just no winning.

Then he tries the safest greeting on Earth—“Hi!”—and still somehow manages to trigger outrage. It’s a perfect, exaggerated snapshot of how touchy holiday greetings can get, wrapped in classic Cyanide & Happiness energy. Sometimes the season of joy is also the season of overthinking.
